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We are all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.

Fuck Around and Find Out

By Kev
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Those are my pronouns, since pronouns are, apparently, a requirement. It’s some dumb-ass Gen-Z thing they thought was a good idea to promote DiVeRsiTy, eQuItY, aNd iNcLuSiOn. So, pick one of fifty fucking billion genders and go. Or change them daily as a lot of these pink-haired brats do. Just as long as you have them.

“Hold on, Kev? Did you just get political in one of your first posts?“

Sure. Why not? Everything is political. Everything. Whether you know it or not.

Anyways, I saw this meme in one of the many Gen-X groups on Facebook in which I regularly participate. As it happens, one can buy this yard sign. It’s for sale out there. Typically, I’d link y’all up, but since I’m not getting kickbacks for my trouble, you’ll have to put forth a little effort if this genuinely appeals to you. I’d get one myself if I didn’t think some of the Marxist Misfits living in my neighborhood would steal or destroy it outright. Fuck forbid it necessitates my stepping out the front door and introducing them to my little friend!

Fuck around and find out, bitch!

Anyone who supports the Second Amendment should have a sign like this. It suggests to the potential criminal they’ll get their ass blown to shit and their body left in the gutter with the rest of the trash. Assuming said criminal gives a fuck. Many don’t. Seen crime in the country lately? It’s out of control. Thanks for nothing, President Houseplant. Sometimes I wonder if a majority of these thugs want to get shot. I’ve seen the videos. They come at cops with guns and knives and don’t heed commands. Then they attack, leaving the police no choice but to drop them in their tracks.

Fuck around and find out.

Saves money by eliminating a trial and endless appeals, if you ask me. Which you didn’t, but I don’t care. I’m telling you, anyway. Bitch in the comments section if you want.

Besides 2A firepower, a decent front door camera is also handy. Ask that dumb fuck who ran down the parade in Waukesha last year. A front door cam led cops right to his stupid ass. The jury found him guilty on all counts, and that footage helped.

He fucked around, and he found out, didn’t he?

And what about my latest personal hero, Elon Musk? The Twitter Files? Exposing the corrupt democrats for the totalitarian communist they are? He took fuck around and find out to the next level. Now I don’t get in trouble for saying there are only two sexes on Twitter and that gender dysphoria is, in fact, a mental illness as set forth in the DSM 5. Free speech is great. I’m all for it.

Welcome to the soft launch of Tales of a Gen-X Nothing.

Fuck around and find out.

About the author

Kev

I am Generation X.

I was born in 1971 and am a resident of Summerville, South Carolina, by way of Woodbine, Maryland. Sarcasm is my first language. I am caustic, politically incorrect, and fiercely opinionated. I have no filter, and I don't do 'woke.' My pronouns are 'fuck around/find out.' I don't care about your truth or your feelings, if you're offended, or what anyone thinks about me.

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By Kev
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Kev

I am Generation X.

I was born in 1971 and am a resident of Summerville, South Carolina, by way of Woodbine, Maryland. Sarcasm is my first language. I am caustic, politically incorrect, and fiercely opinionated. I have no filter, and I don't do 'woke.' My pronouns are 'fuck around/find out.' I don't care about your truth or your feelings, if you're offended, or what anyone thinks about me.

Because of this, I have been accused of being a narcissist, a sociopath, and I don't care.

I have been playing piano since I was seven, writing novels since I was eleven, and computer programs since I was twenty-four. In recent years, I have been dabbling in photography and cinematography. Now I'm doing this blog not only to write my memoirs, but to rant about shit that bothers me because that's what I do. I don't censor, but I might tell you to fuck off if you annoy me. Which you probably will. Most people do.

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