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Why Gen-X is the Coolest Generation

By Kev
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The idea behind The Gen-X Files is to take a topic; usually one provided for me, and just…go! Initially, the exercise revolved around having a random issue thrown at me and answering without thought. That’s a little difficult to do as a blog post, but we’ll try it anyway.

A friend whom I’ve known since high school submitted this question. If you have a topic you’d like me to post in The Gen-X Files section, then submit it here.

“Kev, why do you consider Generation X to be the coolest generation?”

How much time do you have? Is there a word limit? My writing tends to be verbose, so conceivably, this could go on forever. I’ll try to keep it under a thousand words.

A brief history in case you’re not Gen-X.

Foremost, I was born in 1971, so my Gen-X card is valid and current.

My generation is sandwiched between the much larger Baby Boomer and Millennial generations. We’re often left out of the intergenerational conversation. However, because Gen-Xers are best known for shrugging off most things with a “whatever,” most of us probably don’t mind.

Gen-Xers were born between 1965 and 1980 and have a unique perspective on life because we bridge the divide between the old world of analog and the digital revolution.

We’re the last generation to know how to use a rotary phone and the first to date people by meeting them on America Online (there will be more than one tale about this phenomenon in the memoirs section). We also remember a world where there were actual music videos on MTV.

Gen Xers also grew up during a distinct period in history. We’re the first generation who feared we wouldn’t do as well as our parents. The AIDS epidemic made sex and relationships serious, life-or-death topics, and we grew up during one of the most violent eras in American history.

Historically, we’re the “least parented generation in history.” Many of us were born during the divorce boom of the ’70s and ’80s when both parents worked. Consequently, many Xers were latchkey kids who came home to empty houses and took care of themselves.

We also grew up during an incredible time for entertainment. We saw the first “Star Wars” trilogy, “E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial,” and the “Indiana Jones” films on the big screen or at drive-ins, not on Netflix. We also grew up during the greatest era of pop stars, entertained by the likes of Prince, Madonna, and Michael Jackson.

So, if you’re a member of Gen-X, you know there’s a lot to feel nostalgic about.

Let’s take a closer look at some trademark Gen-X culture that made us the coolest generation.


The technology was much different. One of these was required to play the Atari. Good luck hooking one of these bad boys up to a modern ‘smart’ television. Hint: It can be done.

One had no choice but to get up and cross the room to change the channel on the TV. Or, in my case, I may or may not have made my little sister do it.


Mix tapes.

The telephone was attached to the wall!


When getting decent reception meant having to do this. Fortunately, we had a motorized antenna, although it didn’t make it easier to tune the UHF channels.

Having this meant no longer having to get up to change the channel. It also meant fights over who got to control the T.V. when parents weren’t around.


I spent a lot of time in AOL chat rooms until someone had to use the phone…or an incoming call came in.

Friday Night Videos. Basically, the poor man’s MTV for those who didn’t have cable TV and couldn’t watch MTV.


Hanging out at the mall and never buying a damned thing!

Coveting the Swatch Watch, clear telephones, and those Tamagotchi pets.


When we were kids, you could order “free” music from Columbia House & BMG.

School book covers made from brown paper bags. Try explaining this is a Millennial or Z.


Owning one of these abstract works of geometric art.

We were also the last generation to dig through a cereal box for a lame prize.


Choose Your Own Adventure was a great way to kill a few hours.

Our whereabouts during the time between school ending and dinner being ready was a mystery that your parents didn’t even try to solve.


When your high school weekend revolved around this.

Admit it, we had far better music than Millennials and Gen-Z.


Gen-X may be the coolest generation because we’ve side-stepped the Boomer/Millennial conflict with style.

Generation X is often referred to as the “Forgotten Generation,” and we really just don’t care all that much.

To effectively sum up in one word what it was like to grow up Gen-X?

Whatever.

About the author

Kev

I am Generation X.

I was born in 1971 and am a resident of Summerville, South Carolina, by way of Woodbine, Maryland. Sarcasm is my first language. I am caustic, politically incorrect, and fiercely opinionated. I have no filter, and I don't do 'woke.' My pronouns are 'fuck around/find out.' I don't care about your truth or your feelings, if you're offended, or what anyone thinks about me.

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Kev

I am Generation X.

I was born in 1971 and am a resident of Summerville, South Carolina, by way of Woodbine, Maryland. Sarcasm is my first language. I am caustic, politically incorrect, and fiercely opinionated. I have no filter, and I don't do 'woke.' My pronouns are 'fuck around/find out.' I don't care about your truth or your feelings, if you're offended, or what anyone thinks about me.

Because of this, I have been accused of being a narcissist, a sociopath, and I don't care.

I have been playing piano since I was seven, writing novels since I was eleven, and computer programs since I was twenty-four. In recent years, I have been dabbling in photography and cinematography. Now I'm doing this blog not only to write my memoirs, but to rant about shit that bothers me because that's what I do. I don't censor, but I might tell you to fuck off if you annoy me. Which you probably will. Most people do.

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